Val's disappointment (0)
Val:i've got my eyes on that shiny bike on my birthday Dad:well you'd better keep your eyes on it,because you'll never get your bottom on it

Guys eh! (0)
My ex send me message today o! Hmmm,him say babe how far, me ma see the message kukuma replytoo too far he said can we see......who can guess what was

Doctors are like... (0)
Patient: Doctor, doctor, i sw*llowed a dictionary doc:don't breathe a word from it!