twi is a lier [24]
today 21 of july 2025 i ask twi dat wot is todays date twi said 5 of octomber 2023 if i dey lie go ask twi wot u see, compire it with the normal date

Smart (1)
my friend thinl he is smart.he told me dat onlon is the only food that make you cry,so i throw a coconot at his face

WHY (1)
why do u people say 2+2=4 for me oo 2+2=22 even 4×4=44 am i not correct

teacher VS student (1)
Teacher:kid,wot does the chicken give u student:meat teacher:very good! now what does the pig give you? student:bacon! teacher:great!wh

so funny (0)
a teacher asked her student to use the word BEANS in 2 sentence she said 1.it bcos i eat beans in the last night 2.my teacher said i should use

AN OLD MAN (2)
AN OLD MAN HAD 8 HAIR ON IS HIS HEAD,HE WENT TO A BARBER SHOP ,BABER IS ANGER ASKED SHALL I CUT OR COUNT ?OLD MAN SMILED AND SAID COLOUR IT!

who can say it fast?!!! (4)
Betty botter bought some butter but she saidthe butters bitter. if i put it in my batter,it will make my bitter better,but a bit of better butter,that

ONE-ONE (0)
One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one two.one-one won race.two two won one two

HEAR (1)
DID U HEAR THAT THE POLICE ARREST THE EVIL YESTERDAY