VEX! (1)
One day i vex,enter Paris,from there i go London go chop breakfast,i enter Italy go take one car. Then i go America go rest,then i enter China go slee

Me and one girl! (4)
Thracy messaged me sugar and i replied groundnut and she blocked me. I thought we were about to drink garri.

Anoying soup [67]
The most anoying soup to steal meat from is okra soup,because it can follow u to ur room!

EMPLOYEE [43]
MANAGER:How far do you go in your education? EMPLOYEE:I didn't go far at all,coz the school is at the back of our house.

Papa and son [91]
SON:papa why you de frown? PAPA: my son this life is not fair oooo...... SON:go bleach am,if you bleach am e go fair.

WORSHIP (0)
Provide what you want for Lord today? start

Manner [20]
TEACHER:ma'am your son doesn't have manner. MUM: how much are they selling it that u are beating him for it?? How much is manner?? Ahh.

Tinubu vs Buhari (1)
Even Buhari no fit survive Tinubu economy. Tinubu don suffer Buhari and he don die. E shock u?

nigeria hell on earth (7)
KALU: why did you ask to be buried with nigeria flage? GOODWIN: so when god sees my flag,he will know that i have been to h

Daddy's head (3)
My neighbour ask her son what he learned from school and he said desert the mother said give me a good example of desert he said DADDY'S HEAD.

Na me kill am!! (1)
GF:babe my grandpa just died and my relatives told us each to tell our boyfriends to contribute in the money and they said u should bring 20k only....

Air from pot (0)
Air that comes out of pot is called what?? As for me its AIRPOT!! What about u?

Our pastor's wife. (7)
Our pastor say make we do fasting on one faithful sunday. Me de there de fast from that sunday to the other sunday. We come church second sunday pasto

My grandma! (0)
I told my grandma that our teacher told us to pay attention,she said how much? I quicky shout 5k!

SECRET [13]
If u want a friend to keep your secret with,am available just come to me. Coz my neighbour did six abortion and i did not tell any body, and am not go