Anoying soup [41]
The most anoying soup to steal meat from is okra soup,because it can follow u to ur room!

Manner (7)
TEACHER:ma'am your son doesn't have manner. MUM: how much are they selling it that u are beating him for it?? How much is manner?? Ahh.

Papa and son [37]
SON:papa why you de frown? PAPA: my son this life is not fair oooo...... SON:go bleach am,if you bleach am e go fair.

Daddy's head (3)
My neighbour ask her son what he learned from school and he said desert the mother said give me a good example of desert he said DADDY'S HEAD.

Na me kill am!! (1)
GF:babe my grandpa just died and my relatives told us each to tell our boyfriends to contribute in the money and they said u should bring 20k only....

Air from pot (0)
Air that comes out of pot is called what?? As for me its AIRPOT!! What about u?

Our pastor's wife. (7)
Our pastor say make we do fasting on one faithful sunday. Me de there de fast from that sunday to the other sunday. We come church second sunday pasto

My grandma! (0)
I told my grandma that our teacher told us to pay attention,she said how much? I quicky shout 5k!

SECRET [13]
If u want a friend to keep your secret with,am available just come to me. Coz my neighbour did six abortion and i did not tell any body, and am not go

NIGERIA [52]
I ask google say:when Nigeria go be like Usa? Immediately my phone just off,e no wan on again!

Next relationship! (0)
My next relationship go make sense,diz one wey i don get gun like dis. If u break my heart,i will break ur leg. One one man no go vex!