HOW ARE GAY PEOPLE LIKE MICE? (0)
They both hate pus*yes

WHAT KIND OF BEES MAKE MILK? (1)
BOOBEES?

GIRL ARE YOU A PIRATE? (1)
Girl are you a pirate, because i treasure your chest!! _

HI T528 USERS..... looking for (0)
FACEBOOK suitable for t528!! inbox me

GUESS THE SONG (0)
You left for the city many years ago promised to come back and take care of us....

BEST FRIEND IN PRIMARY XOOL TIME (1)
Friends Bests

Wife say..... you could have told me (1)
Wife i cant believe you went to a prostitute tohave s*x Husband What did you expect? we havent done anything for months

THING GIRLS DON'T KNOW AABOUT THEIR BUTT (1)
HE say » The closer to the butt, the more flavour

Banana v Vibrator (1)
What did the banana say to the vibrator » why are you shaking, she's going to eat me

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What does one boob say to the other boob »if we dont get support, people will think were nuts

SINGLES (2)
I met my wife at a singles bar really? I thought she was home with the kids