Birthday update (2)
So after i com do val 4 u,u still get mind dey tell me say my birthday is coming up soon,so get readyu mind go dey ...gf my own na upper week,my baby

Pablo (2)
I go 1 show 4 s.g.e,as i com dey crack joke others dey laugh, but 1 pablo wey dey v.i.p no make move or even smile...i said 2 myself(beatz dis 1 dis m

do i do anything wrong? (2)
Gf...beatz do u luv me Me..i luv u with the luv of GOD Gf...(she broke up with me). Am now mr lonely...

Job (2)
Things wey dey pain 4 9ja. 1.when u get wrong address for job interview...na then u go know say the world is a big place u go waka dey ask road tir

Legend 9ja boi (1)
I remember those time i go dey brush teeth 4 house...person go call me nd ask bro where u dey nah(as a 9ja boy,me i fear not)i go tell say bro as i de

I don learn dis one...4 future use (2)
My guy and one old man wey dey our estate...sir even at 70yrs u still call u wife darling,honey,love...whats the secret? *Old man» i forgot her name

250,000 gone (0)
Seriously yahoo boiz should be celebrated...politicians take our money oversea and yahoo boys bring it back home

Ajeh (6)
If u dodge u mom's slap in 9ja,u have officially joined a cult

Sunday greetings (0)
Happy sunday to all ballers,keepers,pablos,azaman,azamama,bossmen,boss ladys,bus men,keke men,ghost readers wey full jetbits ...i dey throw away cap..

Help me ask her abeg [55]
I told u i don't have a girlfriend,and u ask me 2 swear!,oluchi,what will u gain if i die???

Sallah (3)
I get mind rap ur ama(house) 2day wey be sallah,only 2 hear say u no cook anything...make i hear u call urself azaman make thunder wey no get shima fi

We are the wrld (2)
I dey 2nd floor dey sing bounce by rema being played on my JBL bass,i no know say my pastor dey 1st floor dey share the gospel... (beatz i laugh,next

Black sheep 4 life,black sheep 4ever... (0)
Omo artifical intelligence is taking the world far...just take a look. i told my guy make i use his phone call my babe, lo and behold as i dial her nu

E choke (0)
Someone came to me 2day and said to me... beatz it not good ooo,i don know u more than 25yrs now...u neva ask me of my age,na e-be say u don know me w

Happy new month! (1)
My teacher said we should try new things every month.so 2day me and my guyz set the school headmaster car ablaze...is that not a new thing? @f