A married man was having an affair with his
secretary. One day, their passions overcame
them in the office and they took off for her
house. Exhausted from the afternoon's
activities, they fell asleep and awoke at
around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his
clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
outside and rub them through the grass and
dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and
he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
Where have you been? demanded his wife
when he entered the house. Darling, replied
the man, I can't lie to you. I've been having
an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her
bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock.
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
You liar! You've been playing golf!