A teacher said to Little Johnny: When you get home
tonight I want you to find out the first three letters of the
alphabet by TOMORROW!!
So, the boy went home and said: Mummy, what's the
first letter of the alphabet?
Mum: NO!!! (She shouted NO because her nail polish
spilt)
The boy goes to his father and said: Daddy, what's the
second letter of the alphabet?
Television: ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTYYYY (He
wasn't listening because he was watching Darts on TV)
Finally he goes to his younger sister and says: Sissy,
what's the third letter of the alphabet?
Sissy: Driving​' in my brum brum car (She was to busy
playing in a little toy car)
Now, the boy returns to school the next day and the
teacher asks him: Do you know what the first three
letters of the alphabet are?
Boy: NO
Teacher: How many detentions do you want?
Boy: ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTYYYY
Teacher: How do you think you're going to get away
with this?
Boy: Driving in my brum brum car!