A lady goes to the doctor and complains that
her husband is losing interest in s*x. The
doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's
still experimental. He tells her to slip it into
his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night,
she does just that. About a week later,
she’s back at the doctor, where she says,
Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the
potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes
later that he jumped up, raked all the food
and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me,
ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me
right there on the table! The doctor says,
I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was
that strong! The foundation will be glad to
pay for any damages. Nah, she says,
that's okay. We're never going back to that
restaurant anyway.