A child asked his father, How were people
born? So his father said, Adam and Eve
made babies, then their babies became
adults and made babies, and so on. The
child then went to his mother, asked her the
same question and she told him, We were
monkeys then we evolved to become like we
are now. The child ran back to his father
and said, You lied to me! His father replied,
No, your mom was talking about her side of
the family.