Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
told him Tomorrow morning, I expect to find
a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200
in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!
The next morning he got up early and left for
work. When his wife woke up, she looked out
the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran
out to the driveway, brought the box back in
the house. She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing
since Friday.