One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.
She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone
knows what it is. No one raises their hand. The teacher
says See it's long neck? What animal has a long
neck? Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a
giraffe. Very good Sally, the teacher replies. Next she
holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students
holds up their hands. See the stripes on this animal?
What animal has stripes? Billy holds up his hand and
says it is a zebra. Very good Billy, the teacher replies.
Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the
students holds up their hand. See the big antlers on
this animal. What animal has horns like this? Still no
one guesses. Let me give you another hint, it's
something your mother calls your father. Johnny shouts
out I know what it is, it's a h*rny b*stard.