A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny
answers.
Salesman: Can I see your dad?
Johnny: No, he's in the shower.
Salesman: What about your mother? Can I see her?
Johnny: Nope. She's in the shower, too.
Salesman: Do you think they'll be out soon?
Johnny: Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the
Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.