Abeg no just laugh and go,make sure you comment,thanks!

1. I dreamed that i went to the united states when i sleep yesterday and guess what am going to bed with my suitcase tonight,bye to Nigeri

2. I might not have been in england before oo,but trust me i get property for there,my friend wey go there went with my earpiece.

3. Welcome to Nigeria where you can die of hunger but after your death dem go cook 100 bags of rice.why na?

4. Am done with indian movies,how pesin go jump down from the 121 floor of a building and will still have complete body.

5. Korean movie why na? How will somebody stop a moving car with a broom,na God go judge you.

6. Amaka : hey samtech am pregnant
me : dear customer,the mtn number you are trying to call is not reachable please try again later

7. I was in the united states in my dream,suddenly i hear : ekaro ologi dey o (good morning pap saler has arived), you come say make i no fi
ght,i go fight o