Wedding in America
Invited:100
Present at church:80
Present at reception:70
Gifts:65
Missing objects:0

Wedding in England
Invited:50
Present at church:50
Present at reception:48
Gifts:48
Missing objects:0

Wedding in NIGERIA!!!
Invited:500
Present at church:38
Present at reception:1,078
Gifts:18
Envelops:70
Delivered dishes:1,092
Missing objects:20 phones,300 spoons,10 cake knives,one photographer's camera missing,cans bears,bottles of whine and whiskey,kidnapping two of the guests,boyfriend looking for girlfriend,girlfriend looking for her boyfriend,remaining gifts missing,fighting outside,50 chairs broken,5 tables broken,3 decoration curtains missing.
Nigeria We Hail Thee