Husband:leave my house right now!!! See what human being is wearing two different leg of shoe
wife:honey ok am sorry
husband:ok i have heard
(2dayslater)
husband:see this woman she cannot wash plate it is today she will go
husband:leave now and am not hearing sorry
wife:(goes in the kichen and brings a cup coke and fanta) take the cup
husband:are you sure you wash it
wife:yes na (put the fanta and coke in the cup and miss it) the coke is yours the fanta is mine if you can remove my fanta form your coke i will go to my fathers house
husband:ah this woman have killed me