1.I went to the library and asked for a book,pyscho the r*pist,the librarian slapped me with rage after searching for 6hrs and said;Idiot the book is called 'psychother*pist'!
2.When men say women are evil,i just laugh,what do you expect from the only creature that met satan one on one?
3.Not all marriages start with will you marry me? Some start with i am pregnant
4.It's only in Africa that people dont rest.Even after death,they work as ancestors,busy eating kolanuts and demanding schnapps and fowl.
5.People say falling in love is the best feeling but i think finding a toilet when you've a running stomach is truly the best.
6.Dont say money changed them.You didn't text them when they were broke REMEMBER.
7.AMERICAN ENGLISH:shorts
BRITISH ENGLISH:knickers
NAIJA ENGLISH:short knickers.
8.It's only in naija movies that you will see cassava plant in an evil forest.Who planted the cassava? DO SPIRIT PLANT CASSAVA TOO?

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