FUNNY JOKES

When a girl see a handsome boy

. so you and your boyfriend friend dated for 3yrs, and you no carry belle

1. Nevēr raise ur voice at a lady it's really bad.. Nevēr hīt a lady u will regret ..Dont hūrt her emotionally,it will wreck her..


Just carry her wig she is taking 4 wedding and dip into palm oil..

2. I've never seen someone who lies more than a pregnant woman, she will be like: sweetheart ur baby want to eat chicken and drink small Stout

Aah Favour just dey play

3. Don't throw away your garri because your friend dey cook rice... Gas can finish at anytime..
Only the wise can understand.

4. Sometimes you might catch me starring at you, it's not because u are cute but because my mum told me that devil has tails and am wondering where's yours

5. Haba!!! Even at funeral grounds some girls still paint their face with makeup.... Won't you cry

Yes I'm talking to you Favour

6. Imagine being born because your mother needed chips and chicken

7. IT’S OVER BETWEEN US those words can make you search for the fridge in the microwav

8. Some ladies will be like 'I need a man that will make me feel like a woman' My question is where u feeling like a gøat before;

9. At age of 20, I made 5 million per week. how did I do it? very simple. if you can think, you can achieve it...

Motivational Speakers ehn Walahi thünder go still str!ke yøu on Judgement day

10. A guy posted my d!ck is my life

His girlfriend commented your life is too short

11. A teacher asked What is the opposite of transparent
Princess: Sir Transchildren

12. A random person was asked What was the motto of your school? The person replied Odumodu

13. I pray God touch your heart to follow me for more and not ignore my efforts

14 . I was about to use my last 1% to type the last joke but unfortunately my phone shut downbr]
The problem i have with people is that they would read your jokes smile & laugh and still refused to react oya react to this one jhorr