Below are the 10 Funny Quotes of the year so far...

Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'

Dating a slim/slender guy is cool... the problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas
l nes on your face.

Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had s*x.

Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 mins but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours!

Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.

I stopped trusting ladies when my Primary 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror

Being dumped by a dark skinned girl is the worst thing ever! Because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.

If is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day, but NOT when it's on a drying line.

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to fart (mess)

My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.