1. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and... tired of waking up early.

2. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Unless it's Easter. Then go nuts.

3. A penny saved is a penny earned. Especially if you find it on the ground. Finders keepers!

4. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then sell it for an exorbitant price and become a lemonade mogul.