1. All that glitters is not gold... it could be glitter glue. Watch out, that stuff's messy.

2. The grass is always greener on the other side... because they probably water it more.

3. Rome wasn't built in a day... but I bet they had coffee.

4. There's no place like home... unless your home is
infested with termites.

5. When in Rome, do as the Romans do... then complain about it later.