**Saying:** The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I know which I prefer.

**Saying:** Actions speak louder than words... unless those words are, I brought pizza.

**Saying:** Honesty is the best policy, but sometimes you need a little bit of strategic vagueness.

**Saying:** Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why bother? (Just kidding... mostly.)