JOKES

1. A kiss can reduce or remove Anger But when it's too deep, it can remove Cloth, pant and bra... But sometimes if you try it when someone that's not in the mood it can bring hot slap

2. Some girls be like I don't like fake guys
My sister is that Brazilian hair you are
putting on ur own?
Is dat ur long eyelid ur own?
Or is your colour your own?
Yes you, am talking to you, I mean u sister
don't look back

3. Chai today I was busy deleting ugly
people on my list before 2026...
I almost deleted myself

4. Nigeria parents be like, remind me to buy
your cane before we get home
Am I mad?

5. Then bill gate said to me, please sign this
autograph for me, I woke up immediately
put on my Italian suit and went back to
sleep
How can I dream this dream with ordinary
singlet and boxers.

6. If you know u lost ur 100,000 Naira tied
with two rubber band, please send me ur
number so that I can direct u to where u can
see the rubber bands

7. At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card
Come see wahala
I can't separate this fight biko,I'm going home

8. If you're arguing with your girlfriend
and she respond by sayings listen young
man
Just know she has a sugar daddy

9. I just heard my ex was h*t by a truck this
morning this life ehhnnn... Nawa oh..
I hope nothing happened to the truck.

10. Do you know mouth odour has two major advantages amongst others?....
First,it Separates a fight quickly
Secondly,it wins every argument.


11. 2hrs in Lagos traffic can turn everyone
in a bus to family friend... I now know that d
woman sitting beside me has 2 kids and her
neighbor is a Wïtch

12..Those BOYS that refused to wear socks during school days are d same people wearing slíppers nd socks everywhere

13..U should enjoy being single,someone out there is stil apologizing for sleeping early yesterday without saying goodnight

14..Your birthday, u said he should carry u out,
His birthday again, u said he should still carry u out..u be dustbín?

15..Girls..if u are ugly, u are ugly
which one is if I baff finish,wear my clothes,do a little makeup..u no go no say na me

16..For naija,we don't measure salt while cooking,we only keep putting it until d spïrit of our ancestors wil say is 0k my child

17..My Ex called me last night and said she couldn't sleep and I told her to read,,,
ISAIAH 48:22
There is no rest for d wicked

18.. dating a slim girl is Awesome until you lock yur door.. and she enter through d bathroom pipe

19..All dis girls dating married men,continue!
D girl dat wil destroy yur home is stil in jss3 doin home economics practicals

20..if the owner of the secret didn't keep it,
My dear, who are you to struggle with it??

21..A friend of mine received double heart breaks message from his girlfriend last night

1st message..Let's break up, it's over!!
2nd message..sorry, sorry, this message was not for you