1. If men were given s0il to create their woman, some will finish the s0il moúlding ny@sh and boobs and forget the head

2. If you look at me, you might think I don't have money but if you come closer to me you will see that I don't even have shishi

3. As a cômr@de the instrum£nt used in measuring Vawulence is called?
Me: VawuLometer

4. School no be scam
Na you wey get block head
Iti kom kom!!

5. I don finally hear G0liath side of the story
Him talk say no be only c@tapult wey
David use k!II am


6. I m!st@kenly broke my
M£dicated glasses (hey you) yesterday
In case you see me inside Ur relationship
I no dey see well o

7. When the relationship is new
Boy: hahaha
Girl: Wow, baby u laughed líke Jesus


8. I saw one of our slay queen on Facebook today inside bus
She didn't talk to me
Her dad was lapping her

9. Once a girl enters your room and sees Plasma TV, Fridge, AC, My brother believe me, a serious r£lationship has started.

10. I visited a girl once I tr!£d touching her and she said; stop it only to get home to see a text you give up too easily

11. You said u want a cr@zy girlfriend
Now she's laughing at your mother's wig and you are @ngry

12. Signs Of A Dang£r0us Girl
1. Always Indoors
2. Shoe Size (39,40,41)
3. Always Smiling

13. The fact that you hate someone doesn't mean they will suff£r or not succeed

God is not from your village

13.Fact When the pastor said, “,let him use you”; My sister, he meant God, not Emeka your b0yfriēnd. Take note , Cynthia u hear

14.Ask her what she needs for her birthday,order it online, put her address and clíck on “pay on delivery”

15. You are trying to go without reacting is not good ooo