1. This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off ...
After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off
Then I went to open the door, and the door kn*b fell off also...
I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand...
Now I’m afraid to pee.

Favour if it’s you, please oo

2. Me: Baby, my friends are saying that you don’t know how to speak English
Favour: Ehh who spoke those spokes

3. No matter how high the sky is,
...How deep the ocean is,
...How strong the wind is,
...How wide the river is
I just want to tell YOU They’re none of your BUSINESS!

4. Before you post something online for sale, put the price abeg.Not the one I will come to your DM and you will say boxer is 15k.
For which nyash?

5. If you like drop them in front of their house gate You will still give them transport fare That’s their tradition...

6. An African guy was caught in Canada soaking garri with snow ..
If I mention the tribe now, you people will say I hate Uyo people.

7. Nawa for this country oo, nobody notice say Dangote don remove 27 sticks from spaghetti

8. Someone just donated blood...
Then he later fainted...
And he was given his blood back...
That’s Africa for you...

9. When your phone is hot... Go to your gallery and delete the pictures you are wearing sweaters... Thank me later

10. I’m done with Nigerian movies again, how can a native doctor say “the charm will work in Jesus name”

11. Dear reader
I might not know you,
But I wish you the best in life.