1. Dating a short gal is like dating your grand daughter.
2. I really love tall girls...as for those bottles of malt (short) very insultive sets of people.
3. Nobody has de lowest voice(so humble) than a guy askin a lady for her phone number.
4. My son will not suck my wife's bwess (breasts) again bcos no be him pay bride price.(did i say that)
5. I went with my (short) girlfriend to church (church) today,usher had the mind to direct her to children section.
6. All this ushers that come to wake me up in church Come...Can't i sleep in my fathers house in peace?
7. Some have food but cannot eat... Stop!!!Stop!!Stop! Take me to thier houses(do it)
8. I went to my neighbours house, they brought food we are 5 but i am seeing 4 spoons.... I wonder who is not hungry
9. I gave a goat a lift in the boot of my car now dey are calling me a thief(Nawa oo)
10. I saw a lady crying bcos she missed her 15k out of pity i helped her with 5k from de 15k i picked on de floor.

I hope i made you smile....can we be friends?